Dog Logic

Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous





There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face.


-Ben Williams






A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings





The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.

-Andy Rooney





Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.

- Franklin Jones





If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

-Unknown






My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00
in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein





If you pick
up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

- Mark Twain





Dogs are
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras





If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him
only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret